Collection: Products

As Seen on Socials - I Need a Fucking Kit Kat - 2x3 Patch - Red w/White

As Seen on Socials - I Picked a Bad Week To Quit Sniffing Glue - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote

As Seen on Socials - I Put The Petty In Petty Misdemeanor - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Blue

As Seen on Socials - I Run On Caffeine And Rage - 1x3.75 Patch - Black w/Gold

As Seen on Socials - I Say Mean Hurtful Accurate Things - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good - 2x4 Patch - Gray w/Black

As Seen on Socials - I Suck at Apologies so Unfuck You or Whatever - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White

As Seen on Socials - I Think I Will Cause Problems On Purpose - 2x3 Patch - Multicam Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - I Wake Up Early So I Have More Time To Be An ASSHOLE - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - I Wanna Pet That DAWG - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - I Would Go Fuck Myself But I Have Standards - Red w/Yellow

As Seen on Socials - I ♥ Garbage - 2x3 Patch - Fuzzy Green with Black

As Seen on Socials - I'd Rather Be Judged By 12 Than Carried By 6 - 2x4 Patch - Black w/OD

As Seen on Socials - I'll Be Nicer When You're Smarter - 2x4 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black

As Seen on Socials - I'm Here To Stack Bodies and Eat Crayons - Multicam Black w/White

As Seen on Socials - I'm Nicer Than My Face Looks - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red

As Seen on Socials - I'm Not Always a Dick. Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black

As Seen on Socials - I'm Not Easy or Cheap But I Can Be Tricked - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Pink

As Seen on Socials - I'm Not Rude - I Just Have Balls - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Yellow

As Seen on Socials - I'm Still Alive You Fucking Amateurs - 2x3 Patch

As Seen on Socials - If Found Dead Delete My Browser History - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - If I Am Messing With You I Don't Hate You - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White

As Seen on Socials - If I Knew What I Was Doing I'd Be Done By Now - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - If I'm Running Things Have Gone Poorly! - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Yellow

As Seen on Socials - If Morale Last More Than 4 Hours - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black

As Seen on Socials - If You Can't Be Safe, BE DEADLY - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Black

As Seen on Socials - If You Can't Be Safe, Be Deadly - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Blk

As Seen on Socials - It's not Waterboarding It's a Tactical Baptism - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White

As Seen on Socials - Just A Touch of Tism - 2x3 Patch - Multiple Variants

As Seen on Socials - Just The Right Amount of Gay - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Magenta

As Seen on Socials - Keep A Soft Heart and A Sharp Blade - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White

As Seen on Socials - Let's Keep the Dumbfuckery to a Minimum Today - 2x4 Patch - Marpat Desert w/Yellow

As Seen on Socials - Like My Momma Use to Say What The Fuck is Wrong With You? - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White

As Seen on Socials - Love My Country Hate My Government - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White

As Seen on Socials - Maximum Effort - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Blk

As Seen on Socials - Most of My Decisions - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Orange

As Seen on Socials - Most Of My Decisions Are Based on If Its a Felony or Misdemeanor - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Neon Green

As Seen on Socials - Mostly Peaceful - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Black

As Seen on Socials - My Hobbies Include Anxiety and Overthinking - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White

As Seen on Socials - My Neck - My Back - My Anxiety Attack - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Green