Collection: Products

As Seen on Socials - The Gun Shoots Fine, Maybe You Should Use a Shotgun - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black

As Seen on Socials - The Risk I Took Was Calculated, But Man, I'm Bad At Math - 2x3 - Multiple Variants

As Seen on Socials - The Shenanigans Will Continue Until Management Improves - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Orange

As Seen on Socials - They Call Me Step Sergeant - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black

As Seen on Socials - This Is The Government The Founders Warned Us About - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Coyote

As Seen on Socials - This Meeting Could've Been a Fist Fight - 2x4 Patch - Blkw/white

As Seen on Socials - This Meeting Could've Been an Email or a Fight - 2x4 Patch - Multiple Variants

As Seen on Socials - Time To Do Some Sketchy Shit ... Doo Daa Doo Daa - 2x4 Patch - Multiple Variants

As Seen on Socials - Too Fat to Run - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Trying to Be Less of An Asshole... Baby Steps, Fuck You. - 2x4 Patch - Red w/White

As Seen on Socials - Twinkle Twinkle Little Snitch Mind Your Business Nosey Bitch - 2x4 Patch - Navy w/Gold

As Seen on Socials - Undiagnosed But Something Ain't Right - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - Violence Is My Love Language - Black w/Red & White

As Seen on Socials - Violence May Be The Answer - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black

As Seen on Socials - We Live In A Time When Intelligent People Are Silenced So Stupid People Aren't Offended - 2x3 Patch - Marpat Desert w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Weaponized Autism - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Weird Being the Same Age as Old People - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red

As Seen on Socials - Welp... I'm Retarted - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black

As Seen on Socials - What Doesn't Kill You Disappoints Me - 2x3 Patch - Marpat Desert w/Red

As Seen on Socials - When I'm The Voice of Reason, Things Have Taken A Turn - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Neon Green

As Seen on Socials - When The Fuck Did We Get Ice Cream - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red

As Seen on Socials - Whoever is in Charge of Making Sure I Don't Do Stupid Shit, Is Fucking Fired! - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White

As Seen on Socials - You Can Lift All You Want But If You're A Bitch You're Still Gonna Be A Bitch - 2x4 - Multicam Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - You Had Me At "We'll Make It Look Like An Accident" - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/White

As Seen on Socials - You Never Go Full Retard - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Black

As Seen on Socials - You're As Pleasant As An Itchy Butthole - Black w/Orange

As Seen on Socials - You're Dry Humping My Last Nerve. - Black w/Neon Green

As Seen on Socials - You're The Reason Nobody Likes You - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Yellow

As Seen on Socials - You've Been Gaslighting Me All Night - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - ❤'s Goth Girls - Long Tab - OCP w/Black

As Seen on Socials -Emotional Support Pistol Do Not Pet - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote

As Seen on Socials -Emotional Support Rifle Do Not Pet - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote

As Seen on Socials -F.I.S.H. - Fuck It Shit Happens - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials -Let's Keep The Dumbfuckery To A Minimum - 2x3 Patch

As Seen on Socials -Spit Preworkout In My Mouth - 1x5 Patch - Olive Drab w/Yellow

As Seen on Socials -US Gravy Seals - Meal Team Six - Operation Bulking - Semper Pies - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black

Barbell J Cup - F&F STEEL

Barbell J Cup Step Bracket - F&F STEEL

Be Polite, Be Professional USMC Mattis Quote - 2x3 Patch

Beard the Fuck Up - 3" Laser Cut Patch